Sometimes I wake up and I still can't believe this is my life....

Once upon a time there was a 19 year old girl who wanted out of her parents house so bad that she convinced herself she was in love. So, she moved to Missouri into a house you've probably seen on an episode of Hoarders (barf), with a guy who had no job and had his car repossessed within a week of her being there. Awesome right? So much more where that story came from.

Skip to years later when my job got raided by the secret service and Securities exchange commission. Or how I drove by my boyfriend's house after getting ignored, and had had  a few glasses of wine only to discover his house taped off by the police.

 You know how people say their life is like a lifetime movie? That's me. And you would think I'm trashy, or an idiot, but I'm not. Well educated, suburban gal who trusts a little bit too easily. Somehow I still ended up married and recently had a baby. Sometimes I wake up and I feel like I got punked, this can't be my ending. It's not.

So I'm creating this blog to share the past, the present, and the future. Somehow I'm going to try to segue stories in to each other but we'll see how that works out. This is really to at least make people laugh, because some of my stories are so embarrassing that I can't believe I'm going to share them.

Peace out for now!